ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends. Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.
alexlondon asked: JUST COME OVER AGAIN
onedoesnotsimplybecomejuthika: wanted: boyfriend pros: you will have sex always with me and I like to bake cookies cons: look at me
Last time I was in an arena full of kids they tried to kill me.– Josh Hutcherson presenting at the Kid’s Choice Awards (via livvy3000)
sad-bunny: the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage
all celebrities: oh I don't eat, I don't pee, I don't poo, I don't sleep, that's gross
jennifer lawrence: food is my favourite part of the day, oh today I ate fries, snacks, pee in the woods, pee on my pants, sleep all day, pee at night, eat, pee, sleep, pee, eat
Showering with a lover. What a strange sensation, another of the seemingly...– Sylvia Brownrigg, Pages For You (via literarymementos)
foutus: josh hutcherson is like the cutest rectangle ive ever seen
Just A Game - Birdy
nobodylovesringostarr: My blog is now 98% hunger games and I regret (close to) nothing.
Harry: *breaks the Elder Wand*
Effie: THAT IS MAHOGANY!!
dont-freak-out-but-i-just: just press play and...
sherlock-hound: i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if u agree