March 2012
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February 2012
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The Venn Diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna...
– John Green (via themischiefneverends)
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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
r-a-q-u-e-l:
shiddy cover of ghosts with multiple fuck ups. :)
no laughing… it’s the third time ever try playing it so i really haven’t got much practice with it and only recorded it to see how it sounds and if i should bother practicing it to perform for a guitar class assignment type thing.
and please don’t mind my food pantry in the back… my mum likes to stalk up when there are sales...
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do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
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Me: Why do I always have to pee
Mom: you do constantly drink water...
Me: maybe I'm pregnant.
Mom: right, because you have such an eventful sex life
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Eating oreos and drinking home-made ice coffee as...
Then partying with alex and kenza whattuppp
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
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age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
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